NEWS
01/04/05 by Skates
Here’s my top 10 most
anticipated movies of 2006 with a few
reasons I’m excited about them:
1. The Departed (Scorsese back
to gangs, Jack Nicholson, Martin Sheen)
2. Superman Returns (my
favorite franchise, Bryan Singer)
3. Grind House (Tarantino doing
a slasher movie, Robert Rodriguez, rad concept)
4. Flags of Our Fathers (Clint
Eastwood)
5. Zodiac (fucking awesome
David Fincher finally doing something, serial
killers)
6. Sin City 2 (more of this
great great thing, Robert Rodriguez)
7. Die Hard 4.0 (John McClane
getting in more trouble, Justin Timberlake)
8. Casino Royale (a new Bond
who I really like and approve of, illegal gambling,
brothels, first book in the
series)
9. Idiocracy (Mike Judge of
Office Space fame finally doing another movie,
filmed in Austin)
10. Mission Impossible 3
(Phillip Seymour Hoffman being scary, Tom Cruise)
As I was reading down the list,
I got fucking excited about how many more
computer animated movies are
coming out in 2006 than in previous years. They
all look pretty cool, some more
than others. So I’m going to rank these movies
from 1 to 9 in the order of my
excitement as well:
1. Monster House (exec.
Produced by Speilberg & Zemekis, Maggie Gyllenhaal, THIS
LOOKS AMAZING!)
2. Beowulf & Grendel (Robert
Zemekis)
3. Flushed Away (Kate Winslet,
rats in London finding themselves)
4. Hoodwinked (a private
detective story investigating Little Red Riding Hood, I
want to date the animated
Little Red Riding Hood
5. Cars (Pixar)
6. Happy Feet (an entire movie
about singing and dancing penguins)
7. The Ant Bully (Nicolas Cage
and Julia Roberts playing ants getting back at a
kid who shoots a squirt gun)
8. Open Season (animals trying
not to get shot by hunters)
9. Over the Hedge (based on a
syndicated comic strip I hate)
12/09/05 by Jason
Some day the news and forum links
will be sexier, but right now they are simply functional. There will be
news here. Hopefully that was obvious. Skates and I are trying to
keep up with writing reviews. So far we are pretty bad at the one a week
theory.
11/24/05 by Jason
Pardon our laziness. Updates are on the way. One of these
updates will include the terrible addition of a forum devoted to this site
and the discussion of movies. I'm sure you will all behave yourselves
appropriately on the forum, and not, let's just say hypothetically, act like
a bunch of 9 year old assholes on a power trip.
11/09/05 by Jason
Things are a little rough
at
the moment. There will be cleanup and other general improvements as
things progress. Many hugs and thanks to Melissa Rhyner for all the
work she did getting this page put together.